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kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:21am
ADD ANY FUNNY POEMS FOR JUST FUN *
kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:21am
Aisi apni Wife ho--5'5 Jiski height ho,,,Jeans jiski tight ho,,,Chehara jiska bright ho,,,Weight mein thori light Ho,,,,Umar me difference slight ho,,,,Thori see wo quiet ho,,,,,Aise apni Wife ho,,--Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,,,,Bhid me sab kahe Side ho,.Side ho,,,india ki paidaish ho,,,Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho....Aisi apni Wife ho....Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,...Dinner candle Light ho,...Dono me na kabhi Fight ho,..Milane ke baad dil delight ho,,,Hey Prabhu Teri Archana uski Life ho...Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe GURU..,Tum Right ho.._Aise apni Wife ho....kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi Right ho...Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya Hasin Life ho...Har kisi ki yahi Farmaish ho...Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho....khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na Gunjaish ho...ay kaash,...kahin to ek aisi Paidaish ho.....Aisi apni wife ho......... *
kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:26am
PATNI CHALISA
______Namo-namo patni maharani Tumhari mahima koi na Jani..Hum ne tum abla ho,par tum to sub se badi bala ho...Jis din hath me belan aave,Us din pati khub chilave....Saare bed per patni sove,Pati baith farsh per Rove, Tum se hi ghar mathura kaasi___OR tum se hi ghar satyanasi.,Tuj
Bin santi Rehta gf b ghar aata _Patni chalisa jo nar gave, sab sukh chorh param dukh pave. BOLO PATNI KI JAI (kehena hi parega warna aaj ghar k bahar sona parega-------------
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kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:44am
Read this HATE letter. It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship. .....and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl...he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to READ BETWEEN THE LINES, meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7..9.11. 13.15.17. 19.21.23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet.... *
shreee 15.06.10 - 01:54am
WHY GOD MADE MOMS___Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3.. To help us out of there when we were getting born..
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think...
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related....
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name...
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least 800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to c s?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time..
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery...
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue..
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- Go Ahead & SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!! *
shreee 15.06.10 - 02:40am
True Love Story-Read carefullydont Dont miss it..
Tis is a Real story of a young college girl who passd away last month.in Chandigarh,Her name was Priya..She was *it by a truck.She is working in a call center.She has a boy friend named Shankar.Both of dem R True Lovers.They always hang on the
phone.U can never see her without her hand phone.In fact she also changed her phone 4m Airtel to Hutch,so both of them can B on da same network N save on the cost.She spends half of the day talking vth Shankar.Priyas family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priyas family_just imagine their Love B4 she passed away she always told her Friends If I pass away please burn me with my CELL FON she also said the same thing 2Her Parents_After her death,.people cudnt carry her body,I was der.A Lot of Them tried 2Do so but still cant, Evrybody including me,Had tried 2carry the body,the Result is still the same..Eventually,Dey called a person Who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person,who is a friend of her Father__He took a stick and started speaking 2Hhim self slowly..After a few minutes,he said this girl misses SumThing here..Den Her Friends told that person about her intentions 2Burn her with her phone.He den opened Da grave box Da place her phone and sim card inside Da,.casket. After that they tried 2carry the body.it could be moved and they carried it into the van easily_All of us were shocked. PRIYA parents did not inform Shankar dat Priya had passed away..After 2weeks Shankar calld Priya mom...SHANKER--Aunty,.im coming home 2day..Cook Sumthing nice 4Me..Dont tell Priya that Im coming home 2day,I wanna surprise her_Her mother replied..U c*m home 1st,,i wanna tell u_Sumting very important After he came,Dey told him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinks..Dat dey were playing a fool.He was laughing and said dont try 2FooL Me_tell Priya 2c*m out,i have a Gift 4Her.PLZ stop this nonsense,,Den Dey show him D original Death certificate 2Him.Dey Gave him proof 2make him believe_Shankar_started to sweat,He Said its Not Truth V Spoke Yesterday She still Call Me_SHANKER shakking Suddenly,.Shankar's phone rang.see this is from Priya,see this..he showed the Fon 2PriyAs family..all of dem told him 2Aanswer.he talked using D Loudspeaker mode_All of them heard his conversation.Loud clear,No cross Lines,No humming..IT is the actual voice of Priya N Der is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed_inside the grave box dey were so shocked N Asked 4The same person's_who can speak with the soul of Dead perosns_Help again He Brought his Master to solve this matter.He N His MASTER_workd For 5,HourS Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them,,,,,,]?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
HUTCH HAS THE BEST COVERAGE
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Wer Ever u Go_Our Network Follows__
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Don't shout on me I am also looking for the person who
has sent me this mail....so what you can do...you
should also forward this mail to all your nears and
dears...enjoy...like i Enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA *
shreee 15.06.10 - 11:53am
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti-
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti,Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab.Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aayee Nazar Ek Larki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarha Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan...
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarha
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shreee 15.06.10 - 11:53am
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti-
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti,Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab.Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aayee Nazar Ek Larki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarha Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan...
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarha
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shreee 15.06.10 - 11:59am
_CHAM-CHAM-CHAM_____Cham Cham Cham
Athanay Ki Chaliya
Athanay Ka Paan
Chal Meray Ghoray Hindustan
Hindustan Ki Pahli Gali Us Mai Rahta Liyaqat Ali
Liyaqat Ali Kay Goli Lagi
Sari Duniya Rone Lagi
Hum Nay Khaee Mong Phalii
Mong Pahli Mai Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi
Nana Gaey Dilli
Dilli Say Laey Billi
Billi Nay Diyae Do Bachay
Allah Miya Sachay
Sachay Sachay Jaingay Bhai Ki Dulhan Laingay
Bhai Ki Dulhan Kali, 100 Nakhray Wali
Aik Nakhra Toot Gaya Bhai Ka Muh Soojh Gaya
Soojay Soojay Jaingay Dosri Dulhan Laingay
Dusri Dulhan Gori Ghar Main Hoogayi Chori
Chori Chori Jaingay Teesri Dulhain Laingay
Teesri Dulhan Achi Ghar Mai Hoogayi Bachi
Bachi Nay Khaayi Machli
Machli Mai Nikla Kanta
Ammi Nay Maara Chanta
Chanta Baray Zoor Ka
Hum Nay Khayii Polka
Polka Bari Thandi
Hum Gaye Mandi
Mandi Say Laye Aalooo
Aaloo Kye Pechay Lag Gaya Bhalooo
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shreee 15.06.10 - 12:14pm
Dil Chahta Hai
Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
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shreee 15.06.10 - 12:49pm
Dhoom Dhoom
dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi
dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream lagalay cream lagalay
dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray birthday aai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom
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shreee 13.08.10 - 03:59pm
Arab & Gujarati - Good one
An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for heart transplant, but prior to the
surgery the doctors needed to store his bloodin case need arises.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally.
So the call went out to a number of countries.
Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood.
The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood,
a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent theGujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets.
The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anti ted.He phoned the Arab and asked him that this time also I thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery... ..
But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets ....
On this the Arab replied
Bapu.....now I have Gujju blood in my veins!
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shreee 26.08.10 - 12:17am
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, Lord grant me one wish. The sky clouded and a booming voice said, Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish. The man said, Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to.
The Lord answered, Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me.
The man thought for a long time and finally said, Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?
God took a deep breath and said YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???.. *
shreee 28.08.10 - 01:21am
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shreee 28.08.10 - 04:44pm
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shreee 3.09.10 - 12:31am
WHAT is TENSION___?_Ladki ne Aapse Lift mangi,..,Raste me Uski Tabiat Bigad gai...Aap Hospital Le gaye....Doctor bola---Aap baap ban Ne wale ho....Apko TENSION..!...Aap bole Me iska Baap nahi...Ladki boli---Yehi Baap he....Aapko 0R Tension...Phir Police aai...Aapka medical chek up hua...Report aai k Aap to kabhi Baap hi Nahi ban sakte...Aap ne GOD ka Shukria Ada kia....0R phir Socha ke Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai...Wo kis k hai..?..Apko phir TENSION.. *
shreee 8.09.10 - 12:45pm
Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent
one...
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin
of their dead mother (Ba)
arrived from the US . It was sent
by
one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly
squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in
it when they
opened the lid;
they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers
and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai,
Smitaben and Varsha ,
I am sending Ba's body to you,
since
it was her wish that
she should be cremated
in the compound of our
ancestral home
in GUJARAT .
Sorry, I could not come along as all of
my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the
coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of
Tobler
chocolates and 8
packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these
among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new
pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There
are also 2 pairs
of shoes
for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes
are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The
large size is for Mohan.
Just distribute the rest
among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing
are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is
on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her..
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.Love Smita.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days. *
shreee 26.09.10 - 10:23pm
My Fav,,Poem-Hamesha dair kar deta hoon main har kam karrny main,
-Zarori baat kehni ho,
koi wada nibhana ho,
Usay awaz deni ho ,
Usay wapis bulana ho,
Hamesha dair kardeta hoon main her kam karnay main,
Madad karni kisi ki ho,
Yar ki dharas bandhani ho,
buhat derina raston par kisi se milnay jana ho hamesha dair kardeta hoon main her kam karnay main,
Badaltay mousamoon ki sayaar main dil ko lagana ho,
Kisi ko yad rakhna ho,
Kisi ko bhol jana ho ,
Hamesha dair kardeta hoon main her kam karnay main,
Kisi ko mout se pehlay ,
Kisi ko gum se bachana ho,
Haqeekat aur thi kuch ,
Us ko jake ye batana ho,
Hamesha dair kardeta hoon main her kam karnay main, *
shreee 10.10.10 - 07:50pm
Should Have Told me Earlier-__
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you FROM Mumbai ?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM Mumbai. Come man, no one can treat you better than me..
(Pass this message to all FROM Mumbai . Let them know their real life..)
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kriishna 17.11.10 - 09:42pm
STONE
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
THROUGH THE DESERT .
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND ,
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .
THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH
THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE WROTE ON A STONE:
'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE'
THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'
THE FRIEND REPLIED
'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
WHERE NO WIND
CAN EVER ERASE IT'
LEARN TO WRITE
YOUR HURTS IN
THE SAND AND TO
CARVE YOUR
BENEFITS IN STONE.
THEY SAY IT TAKES A
MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL
PERSON,
AN HOUR TO
APPRECIATE THEM,
A DAY
TO LOVE THEM,
BUT THEN ,
AN ENTIRE LIFE
TO FORGET THEM.
SEND THIS TO
THE PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER
FORGET.
I JUST DID..
TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE!
DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS
YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE
WHO YOU HAVE KNOWN IN YOUR LIFE!
AND IF I HAPPEN TO GET IT BACK,
THEN I KNOW MY PLACE IN YOUR LIFE
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. *
kriishna 18.11.10 - 01:00am
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA-------
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that AMMA doesn't like all this nonsense..
Peace settles in...
That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting.
That's KERALA !
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And the best one is ....
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA !!! *
zeeenat 29.11.10 - 03:25am
I can only confirm about Kolkata... yes, its 100 percent right, what u have written about kolkata ppl. *
shreee 29.11.10 - 11:14am
zee sister. as u knw SHREEE always right. same as KOLCUTTA ppl. 
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0kritika 4.12.10 - 10:07am
Mehak munni ki kbi kam nai hoti,
pine se munni badnaam nai hoti, muccho k saath ho agar kaala chasma,
to zindgi chul bul pandy se kam nai hoti. *
shreee 7.12.10 - 09:30am
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shreee 7.12.10 - 09:31am
-GLASS OF MILK-----------
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?
-You don't owe me anything,.She Replied. Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness....--
He said .. Then I thank you from my heart.
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation.. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.
He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won
Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge, and the b ill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words ...
Paid in full with one glass of milk
(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: Thank You,
God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands.
There's a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the water comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time.. If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn't that what life is all about?
Now you have two choices.
1. You can send this page on and spread a positive message.
2. Or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which -- To burn .
*
kriishna 7.12.10 - 09:44am
__Getting a Salary Raise__---------
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
HR Manager: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
HR Manager: Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
HR Manager: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
HR Manager: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a fifteen percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
HR Manager: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company,as their bills are pending. *
shreee 14.06.11 - 10:54pm
REALLY NYC *
shreee 14.06.11 - 11:25pm
One day..A poor boy who was Selling goods from door 2Door 2Pay his way through school..found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry...He decided he would ask for a
meal at the next house..
However..he lost his nerve
when a lovely young woman
opened the door..instead of a meal he asked For a drink of water...She Thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk..He drank it so slowly,.and then asked..How much do I owe U...?..U don't owe me
anything,..She Replied..
Mother has taught us never
2Accept pay 4 A kindness..
He said ..Then I thank from my heart...As Howard Kelly left that house..he not only felt stronger physically..but his Faith in God and man was strong also_He had been Ready 2Giv up N Quit.
Many year's later that same
young woman became
critically ill..The local doctors
were baffled..They finally sent her 2The big city..wher they called in specialists to study her rare disease....
Dr..Howard Kelly was called in For the consultation..Wen he heard the name of the town she came from..A strange Light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and
went down the hall of the
hospital 2Her room.Dressed in his doctors gown he went in to see her..He Recognized her at once..He went back 2The consultation Room determined to do his best to
save her life..From that day
he gave special attention to
her case...After a long struggle...The battle was won Dr..Kelly requested the
business office to pass the
final bill 2Him for approval.
He looked at it..then wrote
something on the edge...N
the b ill was sent 2Her room. She feared to open it..For she was sure it would take
the rest of her life to pay for
it all..Finally she looked...N
something caught her
attention on the side of the
bill..She read these words ...
Paid in full with one glass of
milk__(Signed)_DrHoward Kelly.Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed--Thank U__Godthat Your love has spread broad through human Hearts and hands..There's a saying which goes Something like this--Bread Cast on the water comes back 2U..The good deed U do today may benefit u or sumone u love at the least expected time.. If u never See the deed again at least u will hav made the world a better place--And..after all..isn't that what life is all about.?
Now u have 2 choices...
1_U can send this page on
N spread a positive message
2_Or ignore it and pretend it
never touched your heart
The hardest thing to learn in
life is which bridge to cross
and which-- To burn
*
kriishna 21.06.11 - 11:51pm
DO U HATE SOMEONE...?
A kindergarten teacher has
decided to let her class play a
game.
The teacher told each child in
the class to bring along a
plastic bag containing a few
potatoes.
Each potato will be given a
name of a person that the
child hates,
So the number of potatoes
that a child will put in his/her
plastic bag will depend on the
number of people he/she
hates.
So when the day came, every
child brought some potatoes
with the name of the people
he/she hated. Some had 2
potatoes; some 3 while some
up to 5 potatoes. The teacher
then told the children to carry
with them the potatoes in the
plastic bag wherever they go
(even to the toilet) for 1 week.
Days after days passed by,
and the children started to
complain due to the
unpleasant smell let out by the
rotten potatoes. Besides,
those having 5 potatoes also
had to carry heavier bags.
After 1 week, the children
were relieved because the
game had finally ended....
The teacher asked: How did
you feel while carrying the
potatoes with you for 1
week?. The children let out
their frustrations and started
complaining of the trouble
that they had to go through
having to carry the heavy and
smelly potatoes wherever they
go.
Then the teacher told them
the hidden meaning behind
the game. The teacher said:
This is exactly the situation
when you carry your hatred for
somebody inside your heart.
The stench of hatred will
contaminate your heart and
you will carry it with you
wherever you go. If you
cannot tolerate the smell of
rotten potatoes for just 1
week, can you imagine what is
it like to have the stench of
hatred in your heart for your
lifetime???
Moral of the story: Throw
away any hatred for anyone
from your heart so that you
will not carry sins for a
lifetime. Forgiving others is the
best attitude to take!
True love is not loving a
perfect person but loving an
imperfect person perfectly!! *
kriishna 20.01.12 - 04:54pm
REALLY HEART TOUCHED *
kriishna 9.09.13 - 10:03am
Ladki s*xy honi chahiye !
Sundar toh Jethalal ka Sala bhi hai !
Salary incremental honi chahiye....
fix toh IPL bhi hota hai....
Kasab ko Goli maarni thi ..... Hang to mera
phone bhi hota hai ..
Dil bada hone chahiye, chota to bheem bhi hai
Ladki aaj-ki honi chahiye
Kal-ki to kochelin bhi hai..
Aadmi ko satisfied hona chahiye,
khush to Mogambo bhi bahut hai !!
Girlfrnds to russian honi chayiyee
Asian toh paints bhii hote hai.. *
